Beard of Bush
Markovic & Rogier Schippers
11 November 2001
enters the room
G.W.Bush: enters the room
G.W.Bush: Hi boy
vladimir: Good evening, sir!
G.W.Bush: You saw by chance a man with
a beard? It seems he is seen here on the Balkan.
vladimir: Actually, he dropped for a
cup of tea to my place
G.W.Bush: Well well, I thought we
cleaned up that mideaval Balkan of you, but you cant trust your own mother
vladimir: he says hello
G.W.Bush: This basterd says a lot more
than Hello. Here is he?!!!
vladimir: I am trying to understand
his logic. You always have to do that. War is always a war of two oposite
logics. but when you enter your enemy's logic, war gets irrelevant
G.W.Bush: Flying into my WTC towers,
killing my civilisation with antrax, that is his logic.
We would never do such thing.
And we dont want war or violence, we just want to bomb the basterd.
Than we can return to normal life
vladimir: He's just gone from my room,
so I am free to say. \, he's kinda weird, for sure. But on the other hand,
how are things with your conscience standing, Mr. President? Have you or
your predecessors done something wtrong recently?
G.W.Bush: I cant remember doing
something wrong. And if we did something wrong,
there was always a basterd that forced us.
He just left your room??
Than you are simpathizing.
Are you muslim?
You look normal
vladimir: Why cant I be both muslim
and normal at the same time? Actualy I am Christian, even supposed to
become an Orthodox Christian priest one day maybe. For me it's all the
same, everyone can drop for a cup of tea to my place, including you, Sir,
and I can try to understand everyone's reasons. Undertsnding, it doesnt
necessarily mean simpathizing. He is actualy practising "An eye for
an eye" logic, for what you have done to his muslim brethren in Iraq,
I guess. And what you have done there is faraway from being human
G.W.Bush: Thanks for your thee. adrop
of milk would be nice, Igot that from Tony Blair, nice guy.
About that An eye for an eye, thats an American movie? Is it?
We gave the world law and order, that is what we stand for.
That is what we tried to bring to Iraq
vladimir: Actualy an eye for an eye is
the Old Testament issue, but isnt it peculiar how fine both you and the
Afghans fit into it? I mean, Old Testament regulations were given to
people some 3000+ years ago, and now you have jet-planes and mobile phones
in America, but you didnt show to have overcome this mental stage.
And as for Iraq, the only thing you brought there waqs a massive quantity
of steel garbage, a great deal of it being radioactive
G.W.Bush: You mean thats whats
happening now is a US-mistake?
vladimir: What I mean is, wouldnt you
be all much happier raising your cows in Texas instead of sticking your
nose to each hole in this world to see is there a way for you to make some
G.W.Bush: Those muslims are just
jealous about our cows.
vladimir: Or about how tall buildings
you are able top build - taller than any mosque minaret built so far. But
once my grandpa told me a good one: dont step on the snake, and it wont
byte you. World would be much more peaceful place without your cowboy
justice. And much less Bearded Guys would play their games in it with our
lives. As a matter of fact, you first sponsored him and you sponsored his
guys there in my neighbourhood too. On the other hand, could it be you are
jealous about their greatest industry branch, that brings them $ bllions
each year? You know what I am talking about, the white stuff
G.W.Bush: Makes me feel a little sad
what you say...
You basterd, you know I cant teel this at home.
I cant go home whit this story.
I feel cant go home.
Can I stay here to night?
Dont get me wrong, thath you think Im gay.
You have a spare bed?
My God, if I stay here means that Ive got a Beard tomorrw.
Dont know if I can handle this.
Feel like Iam gonna cry...
G.W.Bush: (Vladimir, we have to end
the chat, you have the last line)
vladimir: I guess it would be quit
enough honesty from you if you would stop shaving yourself
G.W.Bush: (thanks vladimir, the chat
is pretty nice, we gonna do it in about 30 minutes, I call you tomorrow,
Give your reaktion